Post by Aaron Fletcher on Sept 16, 2012 0:41:12 GMT -5
This is where I'll be posting my many literary works. Starting with:
Wizard Rhyme
I have a Firebolt underneath me.
Try to keep up, you can’t defeat me.
Leprechaun wand at the ready.
Curse, jinx, hex, dodge, disarm, steady
as she goes; she comes, and she rolls
over me like a tool, so I fold.
like antartica she’s so cold.
Frigid ice queen, she wants to duel.
So I accept like a dang fool.
Expelliarmus, she block its.
She mutters a curse, out shoots acid.
I hit her with a jinx, she’s placid.
I can’t faze her. My wit’s razor
sharp but I cannot graze her.
She laughs at my lame attempts,
and scoffs at me with contempt.
She puts me in a Full-Body Bind.
I can’t move, and then I go blind.
I’m not sure what she just did.
I just know that it’s over, kid.
So give up, surrender, give in.
There’s no way you can win.
Show humility now before
she humiliates you again.
Even Accio can’t summon
you from this horrible thumpin’.
Like an ant against a centaur,
a dog against a Muggle car,
watching you against that witch.
You’re a Seeker without a snitch.
A Beater without a bat.
They should send you to Azkaban
it was that bad. But what can
you do now about it, nothin.
So there’s no use in fussin’.
Get up, dust off, move on, learn.
The lesson’s in your head now, burned.
Now I am in class, Potions,
way down deep in the dungeons.
Brewing a cure for posion,
I make a rapt commotion.
The potion begins to steam.
It turns sick green, so I scream
out of frustration. I'm screwed.
What am I ever to do?
Snape gives me a scalding look.
I quickly close my school book.
I try to rush out asap.
The professor calls me back.
"Are you always incompentant?"
I look at him with resentment.
"Always." I reply and rush,
leaving the class in a hush.
Wizard Rhyme
I have a Firebolt underneath me.
Try to keep up, you can’t defeat me.
Leprechaun wand at the ready.
Curse, jinx, hex, dodge, disarm, steady
as she goes; she comes, and she rolls
over me like a tool, so I fold.
like antartica she’s so cold.
Frigid ice queen, she wants to duel.
So I accept like a dang fool.
Expelliarmus, she block its.
She mutters a curse, out shoots acid.
I hit her with a jinx, she’s placid.
I can’t faze her. My wit’s razor
sharp but I cannot graze her.
She laughs at my lame attempts,
and scoffs at me with contempt.
She puts me in a Full-Body Bind.
I can’t move, and then I go blind.
I’m not sure what she just did.
I just know that it’s over, kid.
So give up, surrender, give in.
There’s no way you can win.
Show humility now before
she humiliates you again.
Even Accio can’t summon
you from this horrible thumpin’.
Like an ant against a centaur,
a dog against a Muggle car,
watching you against that witch.
You’re a Seeker without a snitch.
A Beater without a bat.
They should send you to Azkaban
it was that bad. But what can
you do now about it, nothin.
So there’s no use in fussin’.
Get up, dust off, move on, learn.
The lesson’s in your head now, burned.
Now I am in class, Potions,
way down deep in the dungeons.
Brewing a cure for posion,
I make a rapt commotion.
The potion begins to steam.
It turns sick green, so I scream
out of frustration. I'm screwed.
What am I ever to do?
Snape gives me a scalding look.
I quickly close my school book.
I try to rush out asap.
The professor calls me back.
"Are you always incompentant?"
I look at him with resentment.
"Always." I reply and rush,
leaving the class in a hush.