Post by Max Darke on Mar 2, 2012 19:12:48 GMT -5
Maxine Darke
Your gonna wish that you never had met me
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Max is pretty bad ass. She's not afraid to get her hands dirty and take charge. She will get you back for anything that you say mean to her, even if she knows it's a joke. She will smack you, or football tackle you on occasion. She is protective of kids and the people who she loves.
She is very streetsmart and can think and talk her way out of almost anything.
If you just insulted her, pulled a prank on her or anything else; heres' my advice for you. Hide your wife hide your kids hide your husband, 'cause if you mess with Max, she's a-comin'
And if you try to annoy her, or even try and talk to her when shes not in the mood, you might end up with a fist in your face or a shoe up your butt. She doesn't look the part of the bold and intimidating, but have a conversation longer than five seconds wit her, or call her Maxine more than once . . . You'll find out how intimidating this gal really is.
Nothing you say can faze her, weather it be a horror story or a death threat, I dare you to try and scare Indestructible Max. Although, put a friends life at risk and she might be scared, but she wont show it. Oh, another tip, don't try and have a sappy heart-to-heart conversation with her. Milk might end up on your head. And one more thing . . . Never take away her locket. You have been warned.
Currently her relationships are:
- Winter Joy O'Hera, like a daughter to her.
- Finn McCain, an alright friend.
- Bailey Allison, friend.
- Pandora Relenta, the bane of her existence.
- Misha Boshkov, good friends.
- Ilo, ready to kill.
- Kyle Adams, soon-to-be Boyfriend
Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep.